Sachin Chai wala
Dhoni Madari (Bandar nachane wala)
Robin Narial wala (coconut vendor)
Sourav Barber
Sehwag Bawarchi
Yuvraj Sabji wala
Agarkar Machili wala
Zaheer Phool wala
Kumble Kasai motton vendorSpecify the Certain jobs to indian team (eg.Dravid as barber)?
Dravid needs a shave
he can coach May be Napal cricket team..
But He might have expected narrow shave..
But they had other ideas..Look what we have got here...
We have solid facts for that.
SL has upper hand...
Its all the way for Asian Teams
No more white people ruling the Cricket World
But see how they became top of the world right now...
Though they beat india They still had to give their best ever performance..When Robin Uthappa and Sourav Ganguly walked in, India had a target of just 255 runs, on a wicket which had dried and gone flatter. But nobody showed the determination to stay on, except Dravid. It was his flurry of fours off Malinga in one over that had raised the hopes of Indian fans just for a while.
Perhaps the turning point was Sachin鈥檚 getting out to Fernando, through the gate for a duck. That was a vital blow. India could not recover. The panic button was pressed. Whatever little chances India had went up in flames when Yuvraj was run out foolishly.
It is really worth analysing the difference between the two teams from the sub-continent. India鈥檚 strength was batting and given the proper conditions, their medium pacers and the spinners could be devastating. If not, their shoulders start drooping and the bowling goes haywire with all kind of experimentations. It could happen to the batting too.
Exactly opposite are Sri Lanka, except that their batting is as good if not better. We were the big brothers when they started. Now they are the elders. What an irony. They are better fielders for sure, and the bowlers bowl to the field under any circumstances unless it鈥檚 a completely off day for them.
Muralitharan is just outstanding. And most importantly, they play as a team and not as individuals. And that鈥檚 the thin line that differentiated the two teams. We saw absolutely no regional biases, despite all kinds of problems in their small country.
But they now have to beat only 3 teams to advance easyly to much awaited semi finals.Specify the Certain jobs to indian team (eg.Dravid as barber)?
If u r the TELUGU boy, then see the 27th Eenadu sports page.
dravid is perfectly fitted for being an eunuch, tell him to collect money each tuesday and friday.....ladies and gentleman....presenting you....DRAVID THE EUNUCH..
rahul-sadhu
sachin- a confectioner
sehwag-chef
agarkar- fish seller
dhoni - a monkey dancer(madari)
ganguly- barber
yuuraj- fruit seller
utthapa- cocunut seller
zaheer khan - cobbler
kumble-waiter
also log on to
www.cricket.indhp.net/funzone.asp
Saurav Ganguly - Politician.
Virendra Sehwag - Suicide Man
Robin Uthappa - Hammer Man
Anil Kumble - Photographer
Zaheer Khan - Santa (Xmas)
Munaf Patel - Retired (Old) Man
Srisanth - School Boy
Harbhajan - Angry Police Man
Dhoni - Barber (in North India)
Yovraj Singh - Actor in Bhojpuri Films
Sachin Tendulkar - Hotel Manager
Dinesh Karthik, Ajit Agarkar and Irfan Pathan - Waiter in Sachin Tendulkar's Hotel
Rahul Dravid - Captain of Ship
Greg Chapple - Priest
actors and models.. Shameless ACTORS...on the stage of the pitch.
Hummmm, very interesting.
After watching their ad show,i think they are able to act,let them try to Bollywood or in TV,
Dhoni will be their hair dresser
Sachchin-film producer
who will be hero !!!!
heroin .......!! Let Dravir to take the decision after all he was a captain of Indian cricket team.
Dravid asa sales men
Dhoni as barber
Yuvraj as business men
Ganguly as teacher
and others supervisor
ie imp runs made by Yuvraj then Ganguly then Dravid and then Dhoni.
I will allot the following Jobs to our Shameless Indian Cricket team
Dravid - White washer For Great wall of China
Sachin - Tea master in Kanchenjunga
Dhoni - Barber in Thirupathi,
Zaheer - Porter in Mumbai Railway station
Sehwag - Milk Vendor
Ganguly - Allocated to remove the seeds from the Tamarind
Yuvraj - Sweeper for all of the Indian Cricket Grounds Per Day per ground
Agarkar - Dubbawala
Harbhajan - Parota master in a hotel (let him Spin here)
Patel - cycle rickshaw man
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